Things My Sweetie Says
It's a time machine, not a dish washer. It takes them back to a time before they were dirty.
Me: How long did you sleep:
R: 14 hours and 1 day.
Me: You're a regular old Rip Van Winkle.
R: What the hell did you just call me?
Me: I mean Rachel Van Beautiful.
R: Get the hell out of here.