Monday, November 29, 2010

Never a Dull Moment!

Things My Sweetie Says


It's a time machine, not a dish washer.  It takes them back to a time before they were dirty.


Me:  How long did you sleep:
R:    14 hours and 1 day.
Me: You're a regular old Rip Van Winkle.
R: What the hell did you just call me?
Me:  I mean Rachel Van Beautiful.
R: Get the hell out of here.

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